Rock Stars Fashion: Praises & Friendly Advice4

Christina Aguilera is a beautiful woman with a beautiful voice. I like her sequined tights and platform Louboutins, and the rest of the outfit matches well—there’s just so much of it. She’s even wearing two stud belts. When exactly did pop stars start wearing too many clothes?

Diana Ross is a goddess, and dresses accordingly. All goddesses possess numerous lime green feathered coats and sequined gowns galore.

Leona Lewis looks like an ice-skating princess in this purple and rhinestone dress and headstar. The rhinestone teardrop below her eye is like a kiss from a snow fairy.

Norah Jones’s outfit is cute. Maybe a little too cute. Her red patent leather belt matches her lipstick and her keyboard, and the black and white polka dots are a nice, if predictable, contrast.

Leona Lewis looks like a fem bot biker chic in her over the knee boots and chain gang dress. Maybe she could start a fem bot biker chic chain gang?

This is Chris Isaak. His guitar makes that quite clear.

Once upon a time, Green Day was a poor little punk band that wore thrift store clothes. Then, one day, they became a rich, Grammy-winning punk band that wore clothes straight from Hot Topic. All hail the power of the fake workman’s vest.

Steven Tyler’s got one busy outfit. Wife beater, silver vest with studs and patches, tie-dyed pink and orange women’s scarf with screen printing. Even his jeans have writing on them. Maybe he is trying to distract from the fact that he’s an aging rock star? Don’t hide it, Steven—plastic surgery or no, you’ll always be classic.