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Rock Stars Fashion: Praises & Friendly Advice 4

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Thom Yorke looks like a hipster lumberjack. All he needs is a trucker hat to complement his workboots, faded black jeans, t shirt and vest.

Katy Perry looks like Princess Lolly in this Candyland-inspired outfit. The cookie dress is pure sugar, and the candy-cane boots look sweet enough to eat. It even seems that the lollipops are emerging from her head, as if she is actually turning into candy, Wonka style.

It appears Gaga had medieval shields glued to her lingerie to protect herself from the flames she conjures from her piano each night during her Flame Monster Ball

Did Tim Burton design this Series of Unfortunate Fashion Blunders? Please note the terror in the eyes of the man crouching behind Adam Lambert.

Alicia Key’s safari-style khaki romper is current and looks good with her gold bangles and tan—I’m just not sure if this costume is exciting enough for the stage. Judging by the look on her face, she’s not so sure it is either.

Emily Osment looks like she’s having a lot of fun up on stage—too bad she’s wearing three dresses on top of each other. If she just stuck to the pink one, she at could have at least worn it to the Disney prom.

This is not the most favorable angle of Vince Neil, though he’s an attractive guy. I’m not sure how I feel about his Kid Rock-inspired get up—it’s a little too intentionally distressed. Now I’m distressed.

Usher’s all-white stage gear makes him look a bit like his own back up dancer.

The Edge of U2 looks like a normal guy in his black beanie, black tuxedo jacket, plaid shirt, black jeans and Converse. Which, I suppose, means that he actually looks abnormal—for a rock star. Way to be subversive