Living in L.A., everyone likes to mold you and change you. I don't care about fame, I don't care about being a celebrity. I know that's part of the job, but I don't feed into anyone's idea of who I should be.
Jessica Alba
I think it's a lame excuse for a lot of these rappers to say they only call girls bitches or hos because they act like that. It doesn't make them right.
Queen Latifah
He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.
Buddha
I'm thrilled when I get nominated. I don't count how many and I don't remember how many I've had. I just know it's a lot.
Meryl Streep
Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.
David Frost
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Steven Wright
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. Fields
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Emo Philips
I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.
Dennis Miller
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
Grace Hansen
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.
Marilyn Monroe
I think it is important for Europe to understand that even though I am president and George Bush is not president, Al Qaeda is still a threat.
Barack Obama
Everybody's a filmmaker today.
John Milius
In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.
Alfred Hitchcock
So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
Christina Aguilera
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Alfred Hitchcock
This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.
Clint Eastwood
Everyone told me to pass on Speed because it was a 'bus movie.'
Sandra Bullock
My acting is still being recognized for the fact that I wasn't nominated.
Eva Longoria
The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator.
Eva Longoria
I don't stand for the black man's side, I don' t stand for the white man's side.I stand for God's side.
Bob Marley
Me only have one ambition, y'know. I only have one thing I really like to see happen. I like to see mankind live together - black, white, Chinese, everyone - that's all.
Bob Marley
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Bob Marley
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
Doug Larson
God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has the knowledge, power, and care to prevent it - you go to jail. God passes go and the courts collect two hundred dollars.
Stephen Evans
Because I wanted to have a place that I could create everything that I that I never had as a child. So, you see rides. You see animals. There's a movie theater. (Talking about Neverland)
Michael Jackson
It's a complete lie, why do people buy these papers? It's not the truth I'm here to say. You know, don't judge a person, do not pass judgement, unless you have talked to them one on one. I don't care what the story is, do not judge them because it is a lie.
Michael Jackson
If you can't make it good, at least make it look good.
Bill Gates
