AHahahhaha.. xDDDDDDDDDD
Šeit smir pēc virtuālā sūda.. ;D
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Skiet, ka sawliite atbilst visiem negatīvajiem tautas steriotipiem par blondīnēm.
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VictimX_27: Hi there!
cheesedog: HEYA!
VictimX_27: What u up 2?
cheesedog: Nice English.
cheesedog: Did you learn that on the short
bus?
VictimX_27: Get fucked
cheesedog: I'm just joking relax
cheesedog: What's your name?
VictimX_27: Whats yours?
cheesedog: I asked you first.
VictimX_27: I asked you second
cheesedog: Did I time just warp to middle
school?
VictimX_27: huh
cheesedog: Never mind. My name is Johnny
cheesedog: Johnny Cheesedog
VictimX_27: Thats not your real name
cheesedog: Why isn't that my real name?
VictimX_27: No one has the name Cheesedog
as a last name
cheesedog: Well I do. Whats wrong with it?
VictimX_27: Nothin i suppose
VictimX_27: Is that your real pic in that
av?
cheesedog: Yes it is
VictimX_27: Very handsome
cheesedog: Thanks
VictimX_27: You kinda look like eminem
cheesedog: Fuck you.
VictimX_27: HEY! I meant that in a good
way
VictimX_27: I think eminem is hot!
cheesedog: Oh. You think I'm hot?
VictimX_27: Yeah
cheesedog: What do you look like?
cheesedog: Do you have a pic?
VictimX_27: I don't show my picture to
anyone
cheesedog: Why not?
VictimX_27: Cause I'm ugly
cheesedog: I won't make fun of you
VictimX_27: Its not that. I just don't
like my looks
cheesedog: So you have no self-esteem, huh?
cheesedog: Is that what you're saying?
VictimX_27: I just don't think I'm pretty
cheesedog: Let me be the judge of that.
VictimX_27: Nahhh
cheesedog: Then describe yourself.
VictimX_27: Why do u wanna know what I
look like?
cheesedog: Because I think you're nice
cheesedog: I want to picture you in my head
while I'm talking to you.
VictimX_27: LMAO!! You don't want 2 picture
me. Trust me
cheesedog: Why not?
VictimX_27: I told you. I'm ugly.
cheesedog: Well... I think you're beautiful
on the inside.
VictimX_27: You don't even know me
cheesedog: I'm a pretty good judge of character
VictimX_27: Then why do u need 2 see me?
cheesedog: I just wanted to know thats all
cheesedog: If you aren't comfortable with
it... thats fine.
VictimX_27: You don't understand
cheesedog: Is it that bad?
VictimX_27: YESSSSS
cheesedog: Ok then. I'm gonna picture you
as Weezy from the Jeffersons.
cheesedog: She is the bomb!
cheesedog: She makes me hot just thinking
about her!
VictimX_27: Wheezy?
cheesedog: Yep. Weezy.
VictimX_27: Who is that?
cheesedog: George's wife.
VictimX_27: Who is george
cheesedog: George Jefferson. From the Jeffersons.
cheesedog: Are you fucking deaf?
VictimX_27: Who are the Jeffersons?
cheesedog: Oh lord. Here we go
VictimX_27: wut?
cheesedog: You don't know who the Jeffersons
are?
VictimX_27: Should I?
cheesedog: Yes.
VictimX_27: Well I don't.
cheesedog: FISH DONT FRY IN THE KITCHEN!
BEANS DONT BURN ON THE GREEEELL...
VictimX_27: huhhh?
cheesedog: TOOK A WHOOOOLE LOTTA LU UH VINNNN.
JUST TO GET UP THAT HEEEELL
VictimX_27: Wut the hell are you saying?
cheesedog: Hold on a second
cheesedog: Here you go. *PIC*
VictimX_27: Thats her?
cheesedog: Yep
VictimX_27: I don't look anything like
that
cheesedog: SHUT UP! You're ruining my fantasy!
VictimX_27: LOL. You're funny.
cheesedog: What's funny?
VictimX_27: u r
cheesedog: I'm glad I entertain you
VictimX_27: me 2
cheesedog: So if you don't look like Weezy,
what do you look like?
VictimX_27: u don't give up do u?
cheesedog: Never
VictimX_27: I'm the exact opposite of her
cheesedog: ???
VictimX_27: I'm very white
cheesedog: Thats cool, my white anti-soul
sista'
VictimX_27: LOL
cheesedog: I can dig white chicks too, I
guess.
VictimX_27: I'm whiter than most
cheesedog: really?
VictimX_27: I'm an albino
cheesedog: a what?
VictimX_27: u don't know what that is?
cheesedog: I've heard the word before
VictimX_27: I have no pigment in my skin,
eyes or hair
VictimX_27: So I'm all white
cheesedog: This is bullshit
VictimX_27: I'm serious!
VictimX_27: You've never seen an albino
before?
cheesedog: No. Where do they live? Albinia?
VictimX_27: No, we live all over.
cheesedog: Then how come I've never seen
any
VictimX_27: Lucky I suppose
cheesedog: Send me your picture. I wanna
know what an albino looks like.
VictimX_27: I'll send you a picture of
one but not me
cheesedog: Ok
VictimX_27: Here u go *PIC*
cheesedog: Whoa. Thats freaky
VictimX_27: See why I don't send my picture
out?
cheesedog: there's nothing wrong with it.
cheesedog: It doesn't make you ugly
cheesedog: This chick is kind of hot actually.
VictimX_27: Thank u
cheesedog: No problem
cheesedog: Her, not you. I don't know what
you look like.
VictimX_27: Are you gonna be on in 3 hours?
cheesedog: Yes
VictimX_27: I have to go to the mall with
my sister
VictimX_27: Will you be here when I get
back?
cheesedog: S ure. Then I'll sex you up.
VictimX_27: Gee thanks. LOL
cheesedog: I'm serious
VictimX_27: We'll see.
cheesedog: Yes we will.
VictimX_27: Bye for now!
cheesedog: Make sure you wear some sunscreen.
VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT>
About 3 hours later...
VictimX_27: HEY!
cheesedog: Hello there
VictimX_27: I'm back
cheesedog: Have fun at the mall?
VictimX_27: Yeah. I got some new shoes
cheesedog: Interesting
VictimX_27: Not really. Just shoes
cheesedog: You ready to be sexed up now?
VictimX_27: LOL
cheesedog: Is that a yes?
VictimX_27: Could be
VictimX_27:
cheesedog: HOT DAMN!
cheesedog: I gently suck your nipples
cheesedog: I feel them get hard then I jam
my hand down your..
VictimX_27: WOAH! Slow down cowboy
cheesedog: Why?
VictimX_27: I'm not just gonna cyber with
you if thats all you want
cheesedog: What do you mean?
VictimX_27: You're not going to ignore
me later are you?
cheesedog: Of course not.
cheesedog: I like you.
VictimX_27: I don't even know how old you
are.
cheesedog: I'm 27. Now....
cheesedog: I gently massage your breasts
with my rough hands
cheesedog: I roll your nipples between my
fingers
VictimX_27: WAIT!
cheesedog: They get hard again... what?
VictimX_27: Don't you wanna know anything
about me first?
VictimX_27: Like what I like?
cheesedog: Oh yeah. Sure. Hurry up.
VictimX_27: That didn't sound convincing.
cheesedog: YES I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE
RIGHT NOW!!!
VictimX_27: Now u r being a smartass
VictimX_27: Just give me a minute
cheesedog: ok
VictimX_27: I'm back
cheesedog: np
VictimX_27: thank you
cheesedog: So what do you like?
VictimX_27: Ummmm being licked
cheesedog: Where?
VictimX_27: Everywhere
cheesedog: Any place in particular?
VictimX_27: uhhh yeah
cheesedog: tell me
VictimX_27: on my clit
cheesedog: OK!
cheesedog: NOW YOU'RE TALKIN!
VictimX_27: I also like being done from
behind
cheesedog: Ooooooohhhh.
cheesedog: Ok. Check this out.
cheesedog: We're in an abandoned building.
cheesedog: No is around. Its all quiet.
VictimX_27: Uh huh
cheesedog: I gently unbutton your pants
and slide my hand across your clit
cheesedog: You get all warm and juicy.
cheesedog: I slip your panties down and
continue to massage your pussy
VictimX_27: oooohh mmmm
cheesedog: I place my mouth on your pussy
as I eat you from behind
cheesedog: I wiggle my tounge around across
your moist hole
VictimX_27: yessss
cheesedog: I cover your ears with my hands
as I eat you.
cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the
back.
cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs*
VictimX_27: ???
cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty
white ass!!
cheesedog: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!!
cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the
containment trap....
VictimX_27: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!!
cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton
streams buck naked
cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look
out!!
cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin
with his gun
cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks
your pale ass in!
VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny!
cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT!
cheesedog: **puts you in the containment
area**
cheesedog: Slimer is in there too..
VictimX_27: YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
cheesedog: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!
cheesedog: Now...Slimer sticks his green,
slimey cock in your pigmentless ass.
cheesedog: **HE SLIMES YOU!**
VictimX_27: Never talk to me again!
cheesedog: He cums all over your hair...
but no one notices cause its the same color
VictimX_27: FUCK YOUUUU
cheesedog: He eats a powdered donut!
VictimX_27: SHUT UP AND FUCK YOUUUU!!!!!
cheesedog: o wait! It was your hand, you
scary, white whore!
VictimX_27: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
cheesedog: Chill out, Casper. You're trapped,
I said.
cheesedog: Slimer goes to lick your clit.
cheesedog: But there is already slime on
your it!!
cheesedog: Slimer thinks you are a cheater
and gets jealous!!
cheesedog: HE RIPS YOUR WHITE TITS OFF!
VictimX_27: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
cheesedog: **Plays volleyball with them**
VictimX_27: <USER HAS LOGGED OUT>
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ja tik ljoi nepatiktu virtuaalais, tad jau aizmuktu pirmajaas sekundees :D :D
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:D Taa notiek arii Latvijaa.. :D :D
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Tik garlaicigu chatu savu muzu neesmu lasijusi.
Tie kas sheit saskata kko perversu lkm klosteri dzivo. Le Bagman normals chalis. Ja vinsh gribetu chatot piem. par tuvakajam izpardoshanam tad gan kkas nebutu kartiba. Tie kas sakuma nolika Grebi - Ja godigi, meichai taisniba. Pietam varu daret ka puse no shejienes vismaz reizi muza ir kadu nesushi cauri skypa shitada veida. Un ja kas tad telot naivo ir stulbi un garlaicigi. Reti kad kkas smiekligs no ta iznak.
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:D :D damn u suck
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sauliit, īstenībā varēji neteikt, ka tev ir 19
(:
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nekādu banu! Bans tikai par reklāmu vai antireklāmu! Viss paareejais atļauts LV likuma ietvaros. :)
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Ai ai..Le Bagman- redz kas tik neatklājas...
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Viņu patiesībā sauc Andrejs, un viņam ir ap 40
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ja kas te raxtiija vinja bralis !
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ah shas ielikshu dazus PRO virtualos chatinus lai pashausminaties veel :D bet tie smiekligie
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Bangman izvirtis pedofīls, man shoks!
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pff. nu a kas tad tur ir? es isti domu nesapratu. zini, man liekas, ka uzprasijies. no kurienes tadi cilveki..?
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O, es skatos dominee vīriešu solidaritaate :) un visi apsmej nabaga sauliiti. Tiiraakais shovinisms /me ietur neitralitaati :D
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nu tak atslaabstiet... ! gan jau pajokoja ! iisteniibaa taa mei4a pati vainiiga, ka neseko am ka dod skaipus utt...! Man liekas, ka tas ir nevainiigs jox !
P.S. es ar draugiem kad esam kopaa taisam liidziigus jokus, bet neviens no mums nav ar noslieceem! tas ir vienk normaali ! a ja nepatiik, tad nav ko tad mekleet caur I-netu draugus !
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Lai pabriidinaatu citas meitenes aciimredzot hmmmmm :|
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nu normāl
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nu un kas te tik ļoti perverss?
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