Polija par vāciešiem - What is the name of this German who always hides my glasses?” “-Alzheimer, grandpa!”
Šveice par Austriju “Why is the Austrian flag ‘red-white-red’?” “- So that they can’t raise it upside-down”.
Beļģiju “Did you know the Belgian Ministry of Transport has introduced a new sign?
It reads “End of Roundabout”.