Sveiki. Šonakt es jums piedāvāju šo un to par Alu Bandiju. Patīkamu klasikas vērtēšanu!
Oh. life is good! But not for me ...
I'm jealous of every man not married to you.
Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me.
I'm the only guy in the world who has to wake up to have a nightmare.
Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.
Love is not only blind but stupid.
Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al.
Al : I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word.
Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al
Al : Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Peggy : Tell me you love me, Al
Al : Peggy, it hurts my stomach.
If you want to have sex, the kids will have to leave. If you want it to be good, then you will have to leave.
If your life was any easier, you'd be in an urn in the ground!
Al : You'll never guess what I dreamt about at work today!
Peg : Me?
Al : Yes!
Peg : Was I in bed?
Al : Yes! As a matter of fact I'd tied you up!
Peg : Ooh Al, that's so kinky! What were you doing?
Al : Cindy Crawford!
(To a fat woman) Let me explain. It's just like an elevator. There's a 2 ton weight limit on these shoes ..
We all have to live with our disappointments ... I have to sleep with mine.
