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Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though t'were his own.

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him

Wise men are not always silent, but they know when to be.

Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.

Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.

A man may conquer a million men in battle but one who conquers himself is, indeed, the greatest of conquerors.

Men play the game; women know the score.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.