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*2013 Pam Anderson, let us be clear. Everyone's favorite cover spread has come a long way since her sex tape went viral and she was a poster on countless adolescent walls, and it's not a good look.

Twins with blonde hair pretty much have it made in life, its common knowledge. And yet somehow these two Bear Bryant look alikes managed to mess it up. Where's Nick Saban's smokeshow of a daughter when you need her?

You might think that the costumes and the whole charade is about self , but would you be surprised if it was all a clever marketing ploy? After all, would an unattractive female singer rise to such fame with out a gimmick to distract from this face?

When all else fails, squint your eyes. Because if you can't see them, maybe they can't see you.

If you have seen Liar Liar or The Seed of Chucky you know that Jen Tilly's face isn't the only baggage that comes along with her legendary fun bags. Her voice has been known to drive former Prisoners of War to insanity.

It has got to be tough to be a Kardashian, especially when you are the freakishly tall sister who adopted a little too many of her father's traits. Khloe was blessed with the famous Kardashian rump, but besides that you'd think she was part of the Addams Family

Tennis Pro Jelena Jankovic hails from Serbia, but we have received shocking reports about her birth certificate being falsified. Turns out she was really born on the planet Zenu. That explains the eyes.