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Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, after years of braces and dental surgeries, I got my braces off. I felt fine, so I decided to take a walk in the park. A man was playing Frisbee with his dog, and everything was great until the Frisbee slammed into my mouth, knocking out my two front teeth. FML
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Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
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Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, I saw a guy offering free hugs. I felt sorry for him because everyone was giving him mean looks, so I hugged him. After few minutes, I realized he'd stolen my wallet. FML
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