Es šodien apčakarēju policistu. Viņš man lūdza pārtraukt čurāt. Bikses uzvilku, bet turpināju.
"Youre tall! Do u play basketball?" ’’Youre short do you play mini golf?’’
Two atoms are walking down the street. One atom says to the other "I think Ive lost an electron", "Are you sure?" ,"Yes Im positive".