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1."I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch. If you've got even half a scrotum it's not going to happen."
2.[About Porsche Cayman S] "There are many things I'd rather be doing than driving it, including waiting for Bernard Manning to come off stage in a sweaty nightclub, and then licking his back clean."
3.[About Vauxhall Vectra VXR] "There is a word to describe this car: it begins with "s" and ends with "t" and its not "soot".
Hammond:"So its fairly terrible then?"
Clarkson:"Oh no...losing your leg is fairly terrible: this is another league of badness!"
4."Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... That's what gets you."
5.'The air conditioning in Lambos used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw."
6."Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?"
7.[About Mercedes CLs55] "Braking in this car is so brutal, it would be less painful to actually hit the tree you were trying to miss."
8.[About Lotus Elise] "This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory."
9.[About Porsche Cayenne] "Honestly, I have seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than this."
