Name: Totally Goth
Totally Goth is a great catch. Her pefect man is a combination of Macaulay Culkin and Keanu Reeves, proving she likes dirty dudes with weird names. You would be surprised to learn she is actually nice and thinks she is actually sexy. She prefers really dumb guys who don't pay for stuff but hates it when they smell or have Justin Bieber hair. Also she claims to be insane which means she is the exact opposite, and only claims this as some sort of defense mechanism which is probably a response to being bullied, touched, or touched by bullies.