During a run
brain:why are you going so slow?
lungs:I currently hate you.
feet:I'm gonna turn into 10 pound weights now.
Legs muscles:I am going to start hurting in random places, kay?
Sidewalk:I really want to trip you in one of my holes or bumps.
People in cars:*hoooonk* Run Forrest Run!
People walking:nice ass baby
Me:Why do I do this to myself?
Me:...
Me at end of run:I love running so much! I would never give this up!