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Vienmēr man ir licies, ka George Carlin bija (un ir) vislabākais komiķis. un, jā, daudzi varbūt ieliks "-" par šo rakstu, tikai tāpēc,hmm, nu vienkārši tikai tāpēc, ka mīnuss ir mīnuss. Bet tie, kas zina šo, man šķiet, izcilo, IZCILO cilvēku, novērtēs. emotion

Un vēl. Lūk šeit var apskatīt video no viņa šova http://www.spoki.lv/video/he-is-my-new-hero/256368

Un vēl. Rakstu liku pie slavenībām, jo citur nezināju, kur likt, kā arī tekstu netulkoju, jo oriģinālvalodā tas skan daudz labāk.

Un vēl. Enjoy!

"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."

"People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?"

"People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think."

"My mother would say, 'Why are you always playing alone?' And I would say, 'I'm not playin', Ma. I'm fuckin' serious!"

"Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple."

Autors: Foto: meloCreative

"I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. "

"A good motto to live by: "Always try not to get killed."

"How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?"

"So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” And anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family."