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The story of the homeless potato
Harry ran to the telephone and dialed the number as fast as he could, but, unfortunately he was too late. His best friend, which was a potato, had been brutally boiled in hot olive oil and had been fed to his sister. There friendship was destroyed for ever, it could never be the same any more, mostly because the potato was dead, even for something as dead as a vegetable.
It was a miserable day for Harry, but it wasn’t always this way, they were best friends once. Once upon a time, Harry had a really busy night, at some bloke’s house. Afterwards, of course, he was riding his bike home, but he wasn’t feeling very fresh, so he accidentally crashed in to a garbage bin, and there he first met the potato. Most people wouldn’t have started talking to a potato, but in his condition it was more than forgivable. They talked for hours and in the end Harry had to go home, and then he found out that the poor potato was homeless. Harry felt so bad for him, that he took him home.
The next day, Harry had to go to school, so he left his new best friend at home. That was a big mistake for Harry, because his mum was at home. While Harry was at school, his mum accidentally went in his room and saw the potato. While in his room, she cheerfully said:” What a nice potato, I bet it would be delicious!” So she took the potato to the kitchen, sliced the poor thing in 666 slices, then boiled him, and fed the remains to Harries sister.
While at school Harry thought it would be a great idea to phone the potato, so he ran to the telephone and got informed that the potato was six feet under, kind of. He felt so miserable; he tripped and fell down the stairs. Something completely unpredictable happened, near the stairs there was a pineapple. He became friends with it, and afterwards, history repeated it self…
After a few new fruit and vegetable friends, he went missing. The only thing we know about him today is that he knew two facts about ducks, and both of them were wrong..
