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If a bee manages to stay alive after it stings you, it's a zom-bee. @Mothpete
I'd rather be dry humped by a gorilla than sit and listen to a girl talk about her boyfriend. @MarcusStricklin
Dear Stroller Makers, Maybe make the stroller so it opens without having to wrestle it down. I'm a mom, not a lion tamer. Sincerely, Moms @Alyssa_Milano
I was kidnapped by a pack of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me. @YUCKYBOT
A bug just dramatically mouthed, “TELL MY STORY“ before exploding against my windshield. @NiknotMick
I just took a shit in a public bathroom so quickly & silently that a ninja dropped through the ceiling & high fived me. @TequilaTears
Calling yourself “most trusted name in news” is like claiming to be the most handsome member of The Ramones. @senorwinces
Lots of talk on the news about raw sewage. Seems like they could just say sewage. Nobody cooks that shit. @beingtheo
I do my best proofreading right after I hit send. @RitleySammich
I'm outside Whole Foods asking people to sign a petition to stop people from standing outside Whole Foods asking people to sign petitions. @DamienFahey