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Šeit ir daži interesantākie citāti no filmas ''Stulbs un vēl Stulbāks'' (Dumb & Dumber) .

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Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

Harry: Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

Harry: So you got fired again, eh?
Lloyd: Oh yeah. They always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, you know?
Harry: Yeah, well, I lost my job too.
Lloyd: Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.
Lloyd: Hey, chicks love it. It's a shaggin' wagon.

Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

Lloyd: If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.

Harry: Hi, Lloyd.
Lloyd: Hi, Harry.
Harry: How was your day?
Lloyd: Not bad. Fell off the jet way again.

Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.

Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

Lloyd: This isn't my real job, you know.
Mary: No?
Lloyd: Nope. My friend Harry and I are saving up to open our own pet store.
Mary: That's nice.
Lloyd: I got worms!
Mary: I beg your pardon?
Lloyd: That's what we're gonna call it. "I Got Worms!" We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms.

Airport Clerk: Sir, you can't go in there!
Lloyd: It's ok, I'm a limo driver!

Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
Mary: Really? That's weird.
Harry: Yeah, we called it a bullshit.

Lloyd: What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!
Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?
Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.

Lloyd: So where are you headin'?
Mary: Aspen.
Lloyd: Hmmm, California! Beautiful!

Lloyd: Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?
Mary: How'd you guess?
Lloyd: I saw your luggage. Then when I noticed the airline ticket, I put 2 and 2 together.

Harry: According to the map we've only gone 4 inches.

Mary: So you'll pick me up tonight at seven forty-five?
Harry: Well I got a few things to take care of. So how about we make it quarter to eight?
Mary: [laughs] Stop it
Harry: Okay. Seven forty-five

Dale's Man: They're driving an '84... Sheepdog.

Lloyd: [to motorcycle cop] Tic-Tac, sir?

Lloyd: She actually talked to me.
Harry: Get outta here!

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Patīk tā filma +++

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Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu. Mary: Really? That's weird. Harry: Yeah, we called it a bullshit.

kur tā var emotion

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Lloyd: We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

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Tā vecene kurā iemīlējās Džima Kerija attēlotais personāžš jautāja vai viņam ir iespēja dabūt viņas.Viņa atbildēja ka iespēja ir viena no miljona.Pēctam atnāca viņas puisis un Džims Kerijs saka:''Kur tad palika viena no miljonā iespēja!?'' :D :D

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Varēji tak iztulkot...

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Labak butu partulkojis

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No vienas puses labs darbs, no otras copy/paste, bildes tikai ieliki....

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LŪK Tie ir ritīgi čaļi.  emotion emotion

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Būtu pielicis attiecīgu bildi zem vai virs katra citāta, būtu bijis labāk... bet + tik un tā!

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Šī filma ir nepārspējami stulba, labā ziņā. :D

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ejam uz imdb, uzliekam filmu, uzspiežam quotes, copy-paste un raksts gatavs....

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Ja nu loti gruti uztaisit copy paste no imdb majaslapas...

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