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What's the difference between a mosquito and blonde girl?
If you slap mosquito it stops sucking!
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How can you tell which end of worm is its head?
Tickle its middle and see which end smiles.
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What is everything a plumber needs to know about his job?
Poop runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
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What's deffinition of Trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
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What do DisneyWorkld and Viagra have in common?
They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.
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How do you make man's brain the size of pea?
Inflate it.
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How many men des it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time a woman brings it.
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What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his legs while you vacuum.
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Why does men prefer intelligent women?
Opposites attract.
