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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Wipe your mouth. There's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips.

Shhhh...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think.

If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement right away.

If you're not into oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

I may not be Mr. Right, but I'll do ya until he shows up.

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is a husband!

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labs,tas pa maijiem visslabākais

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4. laba :D

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man baigi pirmais paķēra :D

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Šitie baigi labi! emotion

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ahhh, love it :D

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Baigie . =] :D

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