maziem beerniem nelasiit (mazs briidinaajums)
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi :) You: hello You: why does everyone diconnects when they get to know where i live? Stranger: i won't disconnetc, be sure bout that Stranger: maybe i won't answer Stranger: bt i wont disconnetc h hahahah You: wow thats nice You: gee You: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch in UK You: so You: freaked out yet? Stranger: WOW! Stranger: that must be the name of the longest town in da world Stranger: isnt it? You: hmm You: i think there was a longer one You: but in UK it is the longest Stranger: i think it appeared in a book i had You: wait i will google it Stranger: ok You: Krungthepmahanakonbowornratanakosinmahintarayudyayamahadilop
onoparatanarajthaniburiromudomrajniwesmahasatarnamornpimarna
vatarsatitsakattiyavisanukamphrasit
You: freaky huh Stranger: that's in... thailand? You: yeah Stranger: hahaha i knew somethin' You: so asl Stranger: 19 girl spain Stranger: u? You: 17 m Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch in uk You: ok maybe not exacly in uk You: its in great britain You: but its praticly the same thing Stranger: hey, do u know a tv series Stranger: called skins? You: wtf? You: no Stranger: oh Stranger: i thought it was famous in the uk You: well i smashed my tv some time ago You: but no i dont know it You: computer is kinda good enough Stranger: skins is cool hahahaha You: i watch anime You: freaky isnt it Stranger: i dont watch it Stranger: but each one does what they like You: guess true You: ... You: ... You: i wonder You: why are you starnger? You: *stranger Stranger: i dunno Stranger: why r u stranger? You: wait you is me You: does that means i really am the stranger You: and i am talking to myself Stranger: hahahahaha You: i am going insane Stranger: well, here im' YOU and you is SATRNGER Stranger: but for you me is SATRNGER and you is YOU Stranger: it's kinda strange... isnt it You: so this is a site where i can talk to myself Stranger: ? Stranger: cool! Stranger: your alter ego maybe You: or maybe... You: you are my guardian angel!!! You: you is me so i am a guardian ang too? Stranger: god... maybe! You: yeah You: that must be it Stranger: did u say your age? You: but i dont think jesus said is right Stranger: aham ok Stranger: hahaha You: that means i have deastroy that religion You: destroy* You: yeah You: i think i have found reason for living Stranger: which one? You: its to be an god-antichrist You: yeaah You: best plan ever Stranger: i dont really understood it Stranger: but it's okay :) You: now bow to me human You: thats right You: i shall rule the world You: for eternity You: so Stranger: hahaha Stranger: would you like me to masturbate 4 u? You: YES! Stranger: say somethin hot for a girl You: oh i get it lets go cyber You: so i star taking off your shirt You: *start Stranger: ive taken it off You: i start licking your breasts Stranger: breast? You: yea Stranger: what is that? You: then i kiss you on the neck and i take off your remaining clothes You: ok now i am on You: *takes out a robe and a wizard hat Stranger: where? Stranger: say the word babe You: i cast 5 lvl spell dick of eternity Stranger: can i feel it inside of me or not yet? You: then i cast it again You: then i cast 20 lvl spell another pussy You: now you got 2 of them! You: and 2 dicks... Stranger: where do i have them? You: on your body You: now i cast 7lvl spell boobs D sizze Stranger: i want to have ur dick in my mouth Stranger: and i want to touch your balls You: F**K what you want i am the wizard You: I AM Stranger: i feel ur dick in my ASS Stranger: yeah babe Stranger: love it You: hmmm You: i wonder if i got that dick for you that is mine right? You: or are you just fucking yourself? Stranger: what? Stranger: i didnt understand You: well i cast i spell that makes you grow a dick You: actually i did it twice Stranger: i am a girl You: not anymore Stranger: i have a wet pussy right now Stranger: why? You: you have 2 dicks and 2 pussys You: its hard to tell are you male or female Stranger: i just have 1 pussy You: no cast a spell that makes you grow another one Stranger: u freak! Stranger: shut up and lets masturbate You: hey dont screw around with me You: i am the greatest mage in northend You: oh no it is the lich king You: he is attacking with his undead minions Stranger: touch my pussy You: i cast lvl 100 fireball You: oh wait which one You: the first pussy or the last one Stranger: st Stranger: 1st You: ok Stranger: so... i'm naked Stranger: i'm touchin my boobs Stranger: i have my plastic pennis in my pussy Stranger: and... the cat wants to have sex too hahaha You: in which one? Stranger: in the ONLY one You: but i cast a spell that makes you grow another one Stranger: i dont wan another one Stranger: have u got facebook? You: well its too late for that You: wow You: your dick is smaller than mine Stranger: why? Stranger: sure i'm a girl You: how can you even call yourself a male Stranger: 凸 You: tell me You: are you a druid? Stranger: I'M YOUR FUCKING BITCH HERE FOR LICKIN YOUR BIG DICK You: well? You: are you a druid? Stranger: no You: aww You: i was always dreaming about horny bear with 2 dicks and 2 pussys Stranger: dont be so freak You: oh s**t the lich kings undead has reached us You: what will we do? Stranger: u fuck me Stranger: that's all Stranger: yo put for big dick between my tits You: ARRRRHGHHH THEY ARE TRYING TO EAT MY BRAINS!!!! You: i cast lvl 200 fire tornado You: goddamn they are tooo many Stranger: what the hell r u doin? You: oh no now the lich king is coming!!! You: we are all screwed You: he was coming towards me You: BUT THEN I PULLED OUT MY GUY You: *GUN
You: AND SHOT THAT NIGGA IN THE FACE You: now all the undead has fallen You: and all the azeroth cheers for me Stranger: i'm touchin my only pussy thinkin of u You: you have 2 pussys you stupid bitch!! You: damn Stranger: shut up You: I AM THE MAGE1 You: wait i was antichrist You: so i killed the lich king You: when he is the wrong guy Stranger: horny boy for me?
You: I AM THE MAGE YOU SHOULD BE HORNY FOR ME You: ok lets try anal You: with the undead You: and lich king You: ok now i came You: so bye You have disconnected.
