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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

What's the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!

What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off with "Once upon a time... ".A black one starts off with "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit...

What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."

What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.