Ieskats Eirovīzijas pirmajā kārtā:
Sweden: Guardians of Galaxy dude with poker face "can't go on" windmill
Georgia: Witch from Tangles borrowed last year's dress from Armenia to sing James Bond song
Australia: (did they move to Europe?)
Albania: Bride tries to make hearts but microphone doesn't let her
Belgium: Po-po-poker face
Montenegro: ALL COMPETITORS WERE DESTROYED BY HAIR-WHIP AND SPARKLY PANTS
Finland: They found perfect song... for my funeral
Azerbaijan: Horse mask guy on ladder doing robodance... Edge is strong in this one
Portugal: I think somebody watched Amelie recently
Greece: Generic electro pop... I NEEDED IT. What were those guys doing? Playing mermen? Ducks?
Poland: ...eeee violinist in the background
Moldova: EPIC SAX GUY IS BACK. With Marcus Butler and his wedding party
Iceland: Emma Frost - space opera edition
Czech Republic: In which romantic comedy can I hear it?
Cyprus: Cyprus sent its Sergey Lazarev to teach us some physics
Armenia: Orient-like hypnotic trans
Slovenia: Robbie Williams sings Disney-like prince song
Latvia: That anime girl who couldn't decide what to cosplay
P.S. tulkojums sabojātu daļu no jokiem, tāpēc ceru, ka saproti angļu valodu.