Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.
A hard on doesn't count as personal growth.
I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
Not all men are annoying, some are dead.
Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.
If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder…it would be an apocalypse!
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.