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The bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat.

Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.

A hard on doesn't count as personal growth.

I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

Not all men are annoying, some are dead.

Chaos, panic, disorder - my work here is done.

If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder…it would be an apocalypse!

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.


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