gumster: čau, Oskar. Es uzzināju, kas nozīmē tie hieroglifi
gumster: "skolniece-jaunava", vai kaut kas līdzīgs
gumster: tādas lietas
gumster: es ceru, ka tu tos vel neesi uztetovējis?
gumster: Oskar??
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xxx: kā filmu parkodēt no 16:9 uz 4:3?
yyy: Zini... es neesmu specialists... bet manuprat var izvilkt sakni...
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xxx: Gugls visādus sūdus atrod meklējot "businassman"...
yyy: bet ko tu gribēji lai viņš tev atrod?
xxx: kaut ko par uzņēmējiem
yyy: nu tad meklē par uzņēmējiem nevis par "cilvēku ar autobusu dirsā"...
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AznaurR: es par legālo softu
brunette: tiešām?
brunetta: un windows tev legāls?
AznaurR: nē, bet man kauns!
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klients: Kapec jusu antivirus tik ilgi parbauda filmu?
admins: vins to skatas
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_-=Ver=-_: nu ka tev ar Vistu iet?
SP: ļoti labi
_-=Ver=-_: Jā?? Ko tu izdarīji?
SP: XP uzinstalēju
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xxx: jautajums vai ir iespejams padarti ta ka es caur tel piesledz ar bluetooth pei pc un tad izmantojo vinju ka mikrefonu?
ja ja ka to panakt?
mans nokia 6233
yyy: Tu skolā neesi gājis?
xxx: esmu piedodad pa kludam!
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<atom> Jāni, mēs tikko nolemjam braukt pie tevis uz vasarnīcu brīvdienās
<atom> Tu brauksi?
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<user(viņa)> tu tikai... privatfoto neskaties...
<admin> darbā es neesmu vīrietis, es esmu admins!
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Sending file: hard_porno.htm, 112,4 KBytes. Accept?
skotxy: ?? Kas tas IR?!
Apheli: ko, tu taču pats prasīji
Apheli: tas ir sesijas saraksts =))
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un no bash.org
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked by t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
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<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?
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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
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<death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
<ktp753>ouch.
<death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad
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<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me
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<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
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<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language
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<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER
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* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT
<Strayed> he shot his girlfriend?
nevaru beigt rēkt !!! tik labi !!! Pa to sperm vnk................ !!!
