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Apgūsti lielākos daiļliteratūras šedevrus 5 minūtēs. Ceru, ka ar angļu valodu nav īpašas problēmas nevienam.Apgūsti lielākos daiļlitereatūras šedevrus 5 minūtēs. Ceru, ka ar angļu valodu nav īpašas problēmas nevienam.
Haklberijs Fins, sarakstījis Marks Tvens
Huckleberry Finn
(Goes rafting. Goes home.)
THE END

Gulivera Ceļojumi, sarakstījis Džonatans Svifts
(Gulliver visits some places.)
i>A Lilliputian
We're small.
i>A Brobdingnagian
We're big.
i>A Horse
We can talk.
(Gulliver goes home.)
i>Gulliver
Humanity sucks. I hate people.
THE END

Romeo un Džulieta, sarakstījis Viljams Šekspīrs
i>Romeo
Oh, Juliet!
i>Juliet
Oh, Romeo!
i>Romeo
Oh, Juliet!
i>Juliet
Oh, Romeo!
i>Romeo
Oh, Juliet! (dies)
i>Juliet
Oh, Romeo!......Romeo?......Dammit.
THE END

Hamlets, sarakstījis Viljams šekspīrs
i>Hamlet
Whine whine whine...To be or not to be...I'm dead.
THE END

Odiseja, iespējams sarakstījis Homērs
i>Odysseus
I rule.
i>Poseidon
For your sin of pride, I curse you for all eternity.
(Unfazed, Odysseus boards his ship and sets SAIL for Greece, where his family is awaiting his RETURN from Troy. A STORM happens, and it drives them off course into the MEDITERRANEAN, where they come upon a strange LAND owned by the giant Cyclops POLYPHEMUS who eats some of the men ALL UP, but then they ESCAPE. Still lost, they run into the island of the sorceress CIRCE who turns some of Odysseus' men into ANIMALS, and it takes YEARS before they escape, and then they sail by some singing SIRENS, but they can't hear because they have STUFF in their ears. Then they come upon an island where there is a field of HERBS, and they all get HIGH, until Odysseus says it's time to GO. Then Odysseus' men let a WIND out of a BAG, and some more men DIE. And they sail on to HADES to talk to some DEAD people, and some more men DIE. And they steer the ship between the six headed monster SCYLLA and the torrential whirlpool CHARYBDIS, and Scylla makes some more men DIE, and Charybdis makes the rest of them DIE. Then the ship busts up into a JILLION pieces, but Odysseus is SAVED by the nymph Calypso who confines him to her ISLAND because she thinks he's HOT, and she wants his BODY. Then years later she lets him GO, but Poseidon is determined to terrorize him FURTHER. And then SUDDENLY Odysseus has an IDEA.)
i>Odysseus
Poseidon, I am sorry.
i>Poseidon
Ok, you can go home now.
(Odysseus goes home.)
THE END

Pērs Gints, sarakstījis Heinrihs Ibsens
i>Mother Ase
Peer Gynt, you are lying.
i>Peer Gynt
Yes, I guess I am.
THE END

Sirmgalvis un Jūra, sarakstījis Ernests Hemingvejs
An old man catches a fish that's too big for his boat. The fish gets eaten by sharks. Then he goes home and DIES.
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Līdzīgā stilā par pāris filmām
Analyze this
Robert De Niro CRIES, and it is FUNNY.
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Armagedons
i>NASA
An asteroid is coming. We are in trouble.
i>Nerd
You must blow it up from the inside. Probably.
i>NASA
Let's teach drillers to be astronauts, on account of drilling is too hard for astronauts to learn.
i>Bruce Willis
Instead for a ninjillion dollars, we will only do it if we don't have to pay taxes anymore, because audiences can relate to that.
i>Audience
I can relate to that. Therefore, I love it.
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Grease (matu želeja vai kkas tāds, veca filma, kur travolta visu laiku dejo)
i>John Travolta
I like you, but you're not cool enough.
i>Olivia Newton-John
What if I dress like a slut?
i>John Travolta
Now that you're not who you are, I can love you for who I wanted you to be.
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Zirgu Vārdotājs
i>Kristin Scott Thomas
I'm obsessive-compulsive, my daughter broke her leg, and I don't love my husband. Robert Redford, you can save us all if only you'll fix our horse.
i>Robert Redford
Ok, but you're annoying.
(Robert Redford STARES at the horse, thereby making it ALL BETTER.)
i>Kristin Scott Thomas
I love you.
i>Robert Redford
I love you too. Bye.
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Karalis Lauva
i>Scar
You killed your father.
i>Simba
(runs away)
i>Nala
We need you.
i>Simba
(runs back)
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Visi Rokiji
(Rocky LOSES a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then Rocky WINS a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then Rocky LOSES a fight. Then Rocky WINS a fight. Then Rocky WINS a fight, and an injury prevents him from ever fighting again. Then Rocky beats up some kids on the street.)
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Tiesām labs emotion
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nice :)
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:)
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man patika par romeo un džuljetu. :D
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iisi un vienkaarshi.. kapee visas gramatas taa nevar raxtiit... man piem literatuuraa pa pus nedeelju jaaizlasa romaans...
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IR ok
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forši... emotion
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