Ja būs pieprasijums varu vel ielikt daudz! 
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Zookeeper !
Zookeeper who ?
Zookeeper away from me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel teach me to go knocking around on doors !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Gwenna !
Gwenna who !
Gwenna phone rings, answer it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Toronto !
Toronto who ?
Toronto be a law against knock knock jokes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Yoda !
Yoda who ?
Yoda le lee whoo !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Zany !
Zany who ?
Zany body home !
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Who's there ?
Zena !
Zena who ?
Zena stealing my books!
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Who's there !
Yukon !
Yukon who ?
Yukon say that again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Luke !
Luke who ?
Luke before you leap !
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Who's there !
Disguise !
Disguise who ?
Disguise the limit !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Zone !
Zone who ?
Zone shadow scares him !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Luke !
Luke who ?
Lukecaracha !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Welcome !
Welcome who ?
Welcome up and see me sometime !
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Who's there ?
Utica !
Utica who ?
Utica the high road and I'll take the low road !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tom Sawyer !
Tom Sawyer who ?
Tom lashing !
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Who's there !
Tommorr !
Tommorr who ?
Got a speech impediment !
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Who's there !
Turnip !
Turnip who?
Turnip for work at nine or you're fired !
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Who's there !
NE !
NE who ?
NE body you like so long as you let me in !
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Who's there ?
Knock, knock !
Knock, knock who's there?
Knock, knock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dan !
Dan who ?
Dan Druff !
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Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
Who's there !
Granny, knock, knock!
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Who's there !
Will !
Will who ?
Will you go away now please !
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Who's there !
Card !
Card who ?
Card you see it's me ?
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Who's there !
Doughnut !
Doughnut who !
Doughnut open until Christmas !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tolkien !
Tolkien who ?
Tolkiens get you on the subway !
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Who's there ?
Xavier !
Xavier who ?
Xavier your breath, I'm not leaving !
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Who's there !
Frida !
Frida who ?
Frida be !
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Who's there !
Stevie !
Stevie who ?
Stevie on ?
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Who's there ?
Cronkite !
Cronkite who ?
Cronkite evidence !
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Who's there !
Zebulon !
Zebulon who ?
Zebulon to me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sibyl !
Sibyl who ?
Sibyl Simon met a pieman going to the fair !
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Who's there !
Tosca !
Tosca who ?
Toscaloosa !
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Who's there !
Alva !
Alva who ?
Alva heart !
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Who's there ?
Zoom !
Zoom who ?
Zoom did you expect !
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Who's there !
Boyzone !
Boyzone who ?
Boyzone adventures !
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Who's there !
Yucca !
Yucca who ?
Yucca catch more flies with honey than vinegar !
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Who's there !
Bud !
Bud who ?
Bud, sweat and tears !
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Who's there !
Xena !
Xena who ?
Xena minute !
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Who's there ?
Zombie !
Zombie who ?
Zombies make honey, others are queens !
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Who's there !
Cabot !
Cabot who ?
Cabotret !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don't give up the ship !
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Who's there !
Celery !
Celery who ?
Celery me you lunch will you, I'm hungry !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Turnip !
Turnip who?
Turnip this little lane, that's where I live !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ben !
Ben who ?
Ben out of shape !
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Who's there !
Lodz !
Lodz who ?
Lodz of fun !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thistle !
Thistle who ?
Thistle be the last time I knock on this door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lion !
Lion who ?
Lion down on the job again !
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Who's there !
Heather !
Heather who ?
Heather your nest !
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Who's there !
Lucifer !
Lucifer who ?
Lucifer coat and you'll be cold !
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Who's there !
Pierre !
Pierre who ?
Pierre through the keyhole, you'll see !
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Who's there !
Wilma !
Wilma who ?
Wilma dreams come true ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Crispin !
Crispin who ?
Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Peas !
Peas who ?
Peas of the rock !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tad !
Tad who ?
Tad old black magic !
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Who's there ?
Ringo !
Ringo who ?
Ringo round the roses !
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Who's there !
Tamara !
Tamara who ?
Tamara the world !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Zinnia !
Zinnia who ?
Zinnia on TV - You look shorter !
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Who's there !
York !
York who ?
York coming over to our place !
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Who's there !
Tillie Bell !
Tillie who ?
Tillie end of time !
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Who's there !
Walnuts !
Walnuts who ?
Walnuts around here !
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Who's there !
Texas !
Texas who ?
Texas are getting higher every year !
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Who's there !
Trey !
Trey who ?
Trey of the lonesome pine !
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Who's there !
Sofa !
Sofa who ?
Sofa so good !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Zubin !
Zubin who ?
Zubin eating garlic again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Evadne !
Evadne who ?
Evadne problems with your teeth !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ruth !
Ruth who ?
Ruth of the matter is !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Police !
Police who ?
Police open the door. I have to go to the bathroom !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Apollo !
Apollo who ?
Apollogize !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Zinka !
Zinka who ?
Zinka the ship !
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Who's there !
Odysseus !
Odysseus who ?
Odysseus the last straw !
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Who's there !
Yvette !
Yvette who ?
Yvette helps a lot of animals !
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Who's there ?
Zeke !
Zeke who ?
Zeke and you shall find !
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Who's there !
Percy !
Percy who ?
Percy Vere and you'll succeed !
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Who's there ?
Rosa !
Rosa who ?
Rosa corn grow in a field !
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Who's there ?
Zsa Zsa!
Zsa Zsa who ?
Zsa Zsa last knock knock joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Detail !
Detail who ?
Detail-a phone operator !
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Who's there !
Olaf !
Olaf who ?
Olaf if you think it's that funny !
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Who's there !
Chloe !
Chloe who ?
Chloe as the bark to the tree !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tennessee !
Tennessee who ?
Tennessee you tonight !
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Who's there !
A Fred !
A Fred who ?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
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Who's there !
Foot !
Foot who ?
Foot two pence I'd go away now !
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Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you !
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Who's there !
Luke !
Luke who ?
Lukecaracha !
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Who's there !
Wyn !
Wyn who ?
Wyn or lose, its the taking part that counts !
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Who's there !
Anne Boleyn !
Anne Boleyn who ?
Anne Boleyn alley !
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Who's there ?
Zephyr !
Zephyr who ?
Zephyr de doctor, I got a code id by node !
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Who's there !
Poppy !
Poppy who ?
Poppy-n anytime you like !
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Who's there !
Tito !
Tito who ?
Titotaler !
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Who's there !
Scold !
Scold who ?
Scold enough for snow !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ringo !
Ringo who ?
Ringo fire !
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Who's there ?
Zenia !
Zenia who ?
Zenia on TV in that commercial !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Woolf !
Woolf who ?
Woolf in sheeps clothing !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Snow !
Snow who ?
Snow use, I've forgotten my key again !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wizard !
Wizard who ?
Wizard you I'm lost !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Abba !
Abba who ?
Abba banana !
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Who's there !
Dish !
Dish who ?
Dish ish a schtick-up !
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Who's there !
Wound !
Wound who ?
Wound and wound the wugged wocks the wagged wascal wan !
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Who's there ?
Cheese !
Cheese who ?
Cheese a cute girl !
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Who's there !
Demon !
Demon who ?
Demon are a ghouls best friend !
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Who's there !
Posa !
Posa who ?
Posa question !
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Who's there !
Anderson !
Anderson who ?
Anderson and daughter came too !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
S-2 !
S-2 who ?
S-2 be a morning after !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Zippy !
Zippy who ?
Mrs Zippy !
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Who's there !
Peg !
Peg who ?
Peg your pardon, I've got the wrong door !
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Who's there ?
X !
X who ?
X for breakfast !
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Who's there !
Yulla !
Yulla who ?
Yulla catch more flies with honey than vinegar !
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Who's there ?
Zippy !
Zippy who ?
Zippydidooda zippydeeay !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Rosie !
Rosie who ?
Rosie-lea is the best cuppa in the morning !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Zizi !
Zizi who ?
Zizi when you know how !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Winnie !
Winnie who ?
Winnie isn't everything !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes a great knock-knock joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wood !
Wood who ?
Woodnes gracious, great balls of fire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ya !
Ya who ?
I didn't know you were a cowboy !
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Who's there !
Aaron !
Aaron who !
Aaron the barber's floor !
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Who's there !
Glasgow !
Glasgow who !
Glasgow to the movies !
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Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec coffee, but I don't like tea !
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Who's there !
Woody !
Woody who ?
Woody it be lovely ? !
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Who's there !
Woody !
Woody who ?
Woody you want !
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Who's there !
Wilma !
Wilma who ?
Wilma lunch be ready soon ?
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Who's there !
Spider !
Spider who ?
I spider with my little eye !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
You !
You who ?
You who ! Is there anybody in ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Chocs !
Chocs who ?
Chocs away !
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Who's there !
Godunov !
Godunov who !
Godunov to eat !
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Who's there !
Your pencil !
Your pencil who ?
Your pencil fall down if you don't wear a belt or suspenders ?
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Who's there !
Yogi bear !
Yogi bear who ?
Yogi bear and you'll get arrested !
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Who's there !
Anne !
Anne who ?
Anne apple just fell on my head !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Xenia !
Xenia who ?
Xenia stealing my sweets !
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Who's there !
Olivier !
Olivier who ?
Olivier but I've lost my key !
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Who's there !
Jelly Bean !
Jeffy Bean ?
Jelly Bean to the city yet !
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Who's there !
Allan !
Allan who !
Allan-d of Manhattan !
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Who's there !
Haze !
Haze who ?
Haze there, Georgy girl !
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Who's there !
Nola !
Nola who ?
Nola-ner driver may drive a car alone !
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Who's there !
Who!
Who who ?
You sound like an owl !
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Who's there !
Ada !
Ada who ?
Ada burger for lunch !
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Who's there ?
Vanda !
Vanda who ?
Vanda you vant me to come around !
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Who's there !
Bolton !
Bolton who ?
Bolton the door !
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Who's there !
Thais !
Thais who ?
Thais an interesting cuisine !
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Who's there !
Wayne !
Wayne who ?
Wayne is coming through the roof !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Twain !
Twain who ?
Twains are what wabbits take a twip on !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Alec !
Alec who ?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !
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Who's there !
Ken !
Ken who ?
Ken you open the door and let in ?
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Who's there ?
Kermit !
Kermit who ?
Kermit a crime and you'll get locked up !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Jenny !
Jenny who ?
Jenny'd any help opening the door ?
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Who's there !
Who!
Who who ?
Bad echo in here, isn't there !
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Who's there !
Werther !
Werther who ?
Werther pon the vine !
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Who's there !
Lisa !
Lisa who ?
Lisa a new car from $199 down and $199 a month !
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Who's there !
Blue !
Blue who ?
Blue'tiful skin begins with Noxzema !
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Who's there !
Termite !
Termite who ?
Termite's the night !
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Who's there !
Yukon !
Yukon who ?
Yukon go away and come back at a reasonable time !
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Who's there !
Violin !
Violin who ?
Violin horrible boy ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fiddlesticks !
Fiddlesticks ?
Fiddlesticks (Feet'll stick) out if the blanket is too short !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Passion !
Passion who ?
Just Passion by and thought I'd pop in !
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Who's there !
Waldo !
Waldo who ?
Waldo the washing up in the morning !
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Who's there !
Ike !
Ike who ?
Ike could have danced all night !
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Who's there !
Ghost !
Ghost who !
Ghost town !
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Who's there !
Wallace !
Wallace who ?
Wallace saying nasy things about you !
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Who's there !
Hot Air!
Hot Air who ?
Hot air pardner, how ya doin' ?
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Who's there !
Woody !
Woody who ?
Woody answer the door please !
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Who's there ?
Kristin !
Kristin who ?
Kristin the baby in church !
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Who's there !
Pits !
Pits who ?
Pits my party and I'll cry if I want to !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lock !
Lock who ?
Lock who it is, after all this time!
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Who's there !
Emma !
Emma who ?
Emma pig when it comes to ice cream !
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Who's there !
Bette !
Bette who ?
Bette of nails !
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Who's there !
Witches !
Witches who ?
Witches the way to go home !
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Who's there ?
Una !
Una who ?
No. I don't - tell me !
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Who's there !
Isabel !
Isabel who ?
Isabel broken, 'cause I had to knock !
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Who's there !
Sicily !
Sicily who ?
Sicily question!
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Who's there !
Toucan !
Toucan who ?
Toucan live as cheaply as one !
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Who's there !
Hominy !
Hominy who ?
Hominy times are we going to go through this !
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Who's there !
Emmett !
Emmett who ?
Emmett the back door, not the front !
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Who's there !
Water skier !
Water skier who ?
Water skier'd of, I'm harmless !
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Who's there !
Yvonne !
Yvonne who ?
Yvonne to be alone ?
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Who's there !
Witch !
Witch who ?
Witch way to London !
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Who's there !
Ben !
Ben who ?
Ben knocking on this door all morning !
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Who's there !
Ben !
Ben who ?
Ben away a long time !
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Who's there !
Congo !
Congo who?
Congo out, I'm grounded !
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Who's there !
Wade !
Wade who ?
Wade up little Susie !
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Who's there !
Jess !
Jess who ?
I give up, who ?
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Who's there !
Lucy !
Lucy who ?
Lucy Lastic can be embarrassing !
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Who's there !
Yah !
Yah who ?
Ride em cowboy !
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Who's there !
Deena !
Deena who ?
Deena hear me the first time !
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Who's there !
Olive !
Olive who ?
Olive none of your lip !
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Who's there !
Topic !
Topic who ?
Topic a wildflower isn't allowed !
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Who's there !
Walrus !
Walrus who ?
Why do you walrus ask that silly question ?
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Who's there !
Tariq !
Tariq who ?
Tariq of perfume will put anyone off !
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Who's there !
Waddle !
Waddle who ?
Waddle you give me if I go away !
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Who's there !
Wynona !
Wynona who ?
Wynona short race !
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Who's there !
Kit !
Kit who ?
Kit me quick !
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Who's there !
Trixie !
Trixie who ?
Trixie couldn't do because he was a bad magician !
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Who's there !
Friends !
Friends who ?
Friends-ied attack !
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Who's there !
Wade !
Wade who ?
Wade till next time !
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Who's there !
Wynette !
Wynette who ?
Wynette let me in ?
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Who's there !
Aries !
Aries who ?
Aries a reason why I talk this way !
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Who's there !
Yuri !
Yuri who ?
Yuri great friend !
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Who's there !
Harv !
Harv who ?
Harv you lonesome tonight? !
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Who's there !
Brent !
Brent who ?
Brent out of shape !
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Who's there !
Yoga !
Yoga who ?
Yoga what it takes !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
C's !
C's who ?
C's the day !
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Who's there !
Emil !
Emil who ?
Emil for the poor !
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Who's there !
Hand !
Hand who ?
Hand-over your money !
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Who's there !
Emmett !
Emmett who ?
Emmett your service !
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Who's there !
Tauber !
Tauber who ?
Tauber inferno !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Willis !
Willis who ?
Willis rain ever stop !
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Who's there !
Tucson !
Tucson who ?
Tucson an' two daughters are enough kids !
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Who's there !
Joanna !
Joanna who !
Joanna big kiss !
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Who's there !
Bibi !
Bibi who ?
Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !
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Who's there ?
Xavier !
Xavier who ?
Xavier your money for a rainy day !
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Who's there !
Bonnie !
Bonnie who ?
Bonnie by soloflex !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sid !
Sid who !
Sid down and have a cup of tea !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wayne !
Wayne who ?
Wayne are you coming over to my house !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Spider !
Spider who ?
Spider when she thought I wasn't looking !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Neal !
Neal who ?
Neal and pray !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thelma !
Thelma who ?
Thelma your soul !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
C-2 !
C-2 who ?
C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !
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Who's there !
Stan !
Stan who ?
Stan by your man !
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Who's there !
Anatole !
Anatole who ?
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
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Who's there !
Thrush !
Thrush who ?
Thrushow must go on !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Heidi !
Heidi who ?
Heidi-clare war on you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Uva !
Uva who ?
Uva vacuum !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dale !
Dale who ?
Dale come if you ask dem !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Willy !
Willy who ?
Willy make it ? I bet he won't !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Zaire !
Zaire who ?
Zaire air is polluted !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivor !
Ivor who ?
Ivor sore hand from knocking on your door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Yachts !
Yachts who ?
Yachts up, doc !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cecile !
Cecile who ?
Cecile this envelope !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kevin !
Kevin who ?
Kevin we go out and play ?!
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kenneth !
Kenneth who ?
Kenneth little kids play with you !
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Who's there ?
Cows !
Cows who ?
Cows go 'moo' not who !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Stan and Della !
Stan and Della who ?
Stan and Dellaver !
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Who's there ?
Reed !
Reed who ?
Reed between the lines !
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Who's there !
House !
House who ?
Oh, Hugh's fine thank you !
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Who's there !
Yukon !
Yukon who ?
Yukon fool some of the people some of the time ...!
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Who's there !
Thomas !
Thomas who ?
Thomas happy fella !
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Who's there !
Yehuda !
Yehuda who ?
Yehuda dance all night !
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Who's there !
Willoughby !
Willoughby who ?
Willoughby a monkey's uncle !
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Who's there !
Don !
Don who ?
Don Patrol !
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Who's there !
Yucatan !
Yucatan who ?
Yucatan fool some people all of the time... !
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Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water way to answer the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
You !
You who ?
Did you call ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Odessa !
Odessa who ?
Odessa hot one !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ivan !
Ivan who ?
Ivan infectious disease!
Slam !
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Who's there !
Jack !
Jack who ?
Jack Potts !
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Who's there !
Wyoming !
Wyoming who ?
Wyoming so mean to me !
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Who's there !
Fodder !
Fodder who ?
Fodder and mother are taking me on holiday !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tristan !
Tristan who ?
Tristan Isolde than his brother !
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Who's there !
Diesel !
Diesel who ?
Diesel be your bag on the step I suppose !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Eileen !
Eileen who ?
Eileen over backwards to make you happy !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Warner !
Warner who ?
Warner you coming out to play !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Yul !
Yul who ?
Yul never guess !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
X !
X who ?
X-tremely please to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Luther !
Luther who ?
Luther the silver lining !
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Who's there !
Boo !
Boo who ?
Don't cry it's only a joke !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Yolanda !
Yolanda who ?
Yolanda me some money !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Vanessa !
Vanessa who ?
Vanessa bus be along in a minute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wicked !
Wicked who ?
Wicked go for long walks together !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Valencia !
Valencia who ?
Valenicia dollar, will you pay it back ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
White !
White who ?
White in the middle of it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Owl !
Owl who ?
Owl Aboard !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lime !
Lime who ?
Lime bean !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Kentucky !
Kentucky who ?
Kentucky come out to play !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Woodworm !
Woodworm who ?
Woodworm cake be enough or would you like two !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hardy !
Hardy who ?
Hardy ha ha !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thermos !
Thermos who ?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cricket !
Cricket who ?
Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Twix !
Twix who ?
Twix you and me there is a lot of friendship !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Taipei !
Taipei who ?
Taipei sixty words a minute is pretty fast !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ward !
Ward who ?
Ward of Damocles !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sis !
Sis who ?
Sis any way to treat a friend ?
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Yukon !
Yukon who ?
Yukon lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Goose !
Goose who !
Goose see a doctor, you don't look well !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wanda !
Wanda who ?
Wanda off and you'll get lost !
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Ringo !
Ringo who ?
Ringo-f truth !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Otis !
Otis who ?
Otis a wonderful day for a walk in the park !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Greta !
Greta who !
You Greta on my nerves !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wah !
Wah who ?
Well you don't have to get so excited about it !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ella Man !
Ella Man who ?
Ella Man-tary my dear Wartson !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Vlad !
Vlad who ?
Vlad to meet you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Walt !
Walt who ?
Walting Matilda !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Sue !
Sue who ?
Sue whomever you want !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Tibet !
Tibet who ?
Early Tibet and early to rise !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Butch !
Butch who ?
Butch your arms around me !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Thumb !
Thumb who ?
Thumb like it hot and thumb like it cold !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Weevil !
Weevil who ?
Weevil work it out !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Yolande !
Yolande who ?
Yolande me a dollar, I'll pay you back next week !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wooden shoe !
Wooden shoe who ?
Wooden shoe like to know !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Yellow !
Yellow who ?
Yellow-ver din, can hardly hear you !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Hobbit !
Hobbit who ?
Hobbit letting me in then ?
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Kojak !
Kojak who ?
Kojak up the car, I've got a flat tire !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Worzel !
Worzel who ?
It's upstairs - first on the left !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Yacht !
Yacht who ?
Yacht a know me by know !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Witold !
Witold who ?
Witold you what to do !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Walt !
Walt who ?
Walt till your father gets home !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Che !
Che who ?
Che what your made of !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Watusi !
Watusi who ?
Watusi is what you get !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Scissor !
Scissor who ?
Scissor and Cleopatra !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lucerne !
Lucerne who ?
Lucerne some maths today !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Fergie !
Fergie who ?
Fergie-dness sake let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Oman !
Oman who ?
Oman, you are cute !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Yelp !
Yelp who ?
Yelp me, my nose is stuck in the keyhole !
