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PMDz- pie*rast manu dzīvi
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
(Šodien es atklaju ka manam bralim patik lietot virtuves priekšmetus lai kasitu savas privatas zonas. PMDz)
Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML
(Šodien mans puisis mani pameta, ar kuru biju kopā 6 mēnešus, lai būtu ar savu draudzeni no spēles Grand Theft Auto jo viņam apnicis likt divas sievietes vienas vietā.PMDz)
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
(Šodien es atklāju ka no kaimiņu mājas var redzēt manas meitas vannas iztabu. viņu logā ir teleskops.PMDz)
Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date.She's right. FML
(šodien boss prasija vai es nevaru strādāt valentīn dienā, jo nav nekādas iespējas ka man būs randiņš. viņai bija taisnība.PMDz)
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
(Šodien es atklāju ka mans puisis slapina gultā. Pēc mēneša mēs dzīvosim kopā.PMDz)
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
(Šodien mana mazā māsa prasija, kā viņa izskatīsies kad būs vecāka, es pateicu ka ganjau līdzīga man. Viņa sāka raudāt. PMDz)
