Horror Show = "хорошо"
Near Bird = "не ебёт"
My On Ass = "Майонез"
Chess Knock = "Чеснок"
True Bar = "Труба"
Our device is Korea = "Одевайся скорее"
Pale Man = "Пельмень"
Blue Water = "Блевота"
Tall chalk = "толчок"
Peace Duke = "Пиздюк"
Peace Death = "пиздец".
Chop is dish - "Чо пиздишь
Your Bunny Wrote - Ёбаный в рот
AUDI- Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW- Brutal Money Waster
BUICK- Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CHEVROLET- Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
CITROEN- Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters
DODGE- Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
FIAT-Failed Italian Automotive Technology
FIAT-Fix it again tomorow
FORD- Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HONDA- Had One, Never Did Again
HYUNDAI- Hope You Understand Nothing=91s Driveable And Inexpensive
JAGUAR- Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail
LOTUS- Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MAZDA- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
NISSAN- Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon
PORSCHE- Proof Of Spoiled Children Having Everything
RENAULT- Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash
SAAB- Swedish Automobiles Always Broken
TOYOTA- Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO- Very Old Looking Vehicular Object
VW- Virtually Worthless
JEEP = just empty every pocket
MOSKVIC = milij, otjezzaij sto kilometrov, vilezaj i cjini
OPEL = Owned Per Elimentary Lusers
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