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Stranger: uuuga buuuga
You: do u like worms \\\\\\\\
Stranger: fried?
You: no parasite worms
Stranger: are u selling some?
You: NO!!
Stranger: well, lets change topic then
Stranger: do you like rubber ducks?
You: no not realy
You: do u like clowns?
Stranger: why not? u know that is somehow racist
Stranger: what are the clowns wearing? big shoes?
You: yes and with big red mouth
Stranger: hmmm...
Stranger: mehh
You: clowns are fun
You: they make cool stuff from baloons :D
Stranger: and are somehow annoying
Stranger: not always
Stranger: just some of them
You: accualy they suck!
Stranger: but the big shoes are funny
Stranger: and the small car
You: and big eyes are cute
Stranger: and the horn is somwhat funny
You: but clowns dont have big ayes so they are not cute
Stranger: and the water spraying flower
You: yes most of the clowns have sharp horn
You: they also have aids
Stranger: u know, in southpark they said everybody should have aids
You: and because of that nobody want sex with them
Stranger: its great to loose some wheigt
You: they dont know what they are talking aids kill people ;(
You: yeah and worm could help
You: like tapeworm
You: it will eat shit out of you
Stranger: so u are selling worms after all?
You: no i have no business with worms they are ugly i hate them cause they are eating you from inside and that sucks ;(
You: also they could eat your heart out if they are in bad mood
Stranger: so what the hell? you dont like rubber ducks, you have something against clowns... and now even against worms?
You: sorry but thats how it is and i dont think im being racist
You: i also dont like eat garbage but thats me i dont know about you i am what i am
Stranger: well maybe you have a point about it
Stranger: but it would not kill you to once try to eat garbage
Stranger: why even wait? u should go out right now, and eat some garbage
Stranger: do something new for your soul
Stranger: u seems to be so hardminded
Stranger: hating clowns and all
Stranger: it would do you good for a change
You: i know cause if i dont eat garbage i wont be cool like other people .. i also know that latest discovery shows that garbage are very healty but its something new for me so i dont know im scared
Stranger: dont be so hard to your self
You: ur right i am hardmminded but if i will be too openminded then my brain will drop out and i dont want that either ... u know have i feel
Stranger: its good *pats your head*
Stranger: i know your feelings
Stranger: just let it out
Stranger: let the tears come
Stranger: let your inner clown free
You: i really hate my momy she is soo mean and stuff and also all friend hate mee im so sad ;(
You: i just want some lovzz
Stranger: it will get better
Stranger: *hugs you*
You: and hugs and group sex ;(
Stranger: i know now why you hate all the clowns
Stranger: *starts to wink the clowns over*
Stranger: alright, lets have group sex with your deepest fear- clowns
Stranger: and worms
Stranger: and we will even have some rubber ducks
You: i hate them but my inner voice tell me that clowns are decent people but i just cannt trust them its just too soon for me to let go
You: aww ur so sweet
You: you understand me :)
Stranger: i really try to :)
You: noooooooo no ducks please no im begging you u know have i feel aboy ducks
Stranger: alright, we will start with one at a time step by step
You: clowns and worms are one thing but duck ..please thats just sick i cannt take this anymore.. let mee outtt
You: i feel like all world is against me im saad
Stranger: *hugs you*
Stranger: *rubs your back*
Stranger: *opens your oants*
Stranger: *pants
You: so i am starting to love worms a litle bit but still i cant be friend with them its too soon
You: anyway lets talk about u ..what is ur biggest fear?
Stranger: hmm...
You: is it dolphins?
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: they taste good
You: what...how can you say such thing!!!
You: they are smart animals even smarter than chimpaze
You: its like cannibalism
Stranger: yeah, true, if i think right about it - chimpanzee do also taste good
You: nooooooooooo
You: its even worst than i expected u are really sick minded bastard !! lets just calm down here ok? so first u dont eat dolphins and chimpanzees they are your friends and they loves u and u loves them
You: u care about them just as they care about u
Stranger: well its true... i do love them
You: dolphins are like more than human could wish for .. if i could have dolphin i would hang out with it all day
You: just look at them they always smile :) they are so cute and sweet
Stranger: yes, and i like how you can eat them like fresh, roasted, cooked or even fried
You: i bet we could even discus some interesting topics
Stranger: btw. are you male or female?
You: again with your evilness and wickedness nes
You: so ur again being racist why do u care ?
You: im not nigger if thats what u tought
Stranger: i do not care, it would not change anything - im just curios
You: i thought i made myself very clear
Stranger: so?
You: well i like sport and i have penis do u understand now what beast i am
Stranger: i see
Stranger: u have penis
You: thats the way i was born
Stranger: thats good for you, you can urinate while standing
You: yes its very easy to use :)
You: it has 2 functions one is urinating and other is ummm... u know right :(
Stranger: no... what?
You: reproduction ...
You: did i scared u ?
Stranger: yes
You: forgive me but thats the way i was created i dont know what to say :( im sorry but its fact .
Stranger: are u sure about that?
Stranger: maybe it was done in a laboratory
You: hmm... it could be true but still i was created in this way
Stranger: well u shoul ask your parents again just to be sure
You: i dont have any parents i am an orphon :(
You: now i want to cry ;(
Stranger: orphan?
Stranger: well maybe my theorie about the laboratory isnt wrong then
You: its very likely that i was made by some alien beings as a result of experiment
Stranger: could be, could be
You: but enough about me tell me what have changed about u regarding dolphins .. do u still want to eat them or just hug them ;)
Stranger: i did change my mind
Stranger: i just want to hug them
You: really
Stranger: hug them big
You: thats great news im happy about u , u rally made some progress
Stranger: thanks
You: if i just have more time with u we could change ur aditude about chimpanzees
Stranger: that could be a hard piece of work
You: they are very similar to dolphins but not that cute ..they look ugly but please dont judge them by apperiance
You: all that matter is that chimpanzes have good souls!
You: wait a minute ..do chimpz have souls??
Stranger: yes a good tasting soul... ahhh i mean, have a good soul, yes
You: but god says they dont i think isnt that true?
Stranger: hmm, i dont know nothing about that
You: hmm could god be that evil and didnt put souls in them .. i dont think so ..therefor if god is good than he must gave them souls :)
You: cause they are in many ways like us
You: i luvz them :) but dont show your lovzz towards them cause they may think that ur threatning them i it could end not so well
You: got that writte that down
Stranger: lol
You: next what u should know about them is
Stranger: well, good that you have written that down
You: they are very hairy and is very unpleasant to hug them and also they could kill u if u start to fuck with them
You: they are very nasty little creature
Stranger: if one would start to fuck them?
You: it depend on how u look at that
You: i men't that metaphorical like if you throw bananas direct into their faces
You: they will get mad
Stranger: yeah, i believe that, if someone would throw a banana in their faces
You: and wil think that ur fucking up with them
You: do u see my point
Stranger: yes
You: good :)
Stranger: absolutely clear
You: so dont eat them and dont talk about them in evil tongue s
Stranger: crystal clear
Stranger: i wont, i promise you that
Stranger: i do like apes
Stranger: they are cool
You: finally you have converted i am so proud my child you make me weep ... god bless u :))
Stranger: thanks a lot, you too
You: yes im happy that all this writings wasnt for nothing :)
Stranger: yes it wasnt for nothing
You: yes metaphorical
You: i mean precisley
Stranger: yeah, clear like the sky on a cloud free day
You: or the like clear like in a snow on the ground
Stranger: yes, with somebody written his name in it
Stranger: without*
You: yeah :)
You: how do u feel know ? happy ?
Stranger: yes, a lot
Stranger: and u?
You: great :) :) u helped with my problems and i helped with yours
You: its win win situation
Stranger: thats right :)
You: now i can be proud if i have some worm inside me :) and also clowns .. cause they are hell of a funny
Stranger: ;D
You: were u made with penis too or something else
You: something similar to penis
Stranger: i do have penis
Stranger: a good penis
Stranger: big and mighty
You: like a statue of liberty right
You: i feel ya
Stranger: what? u feel me?
You: i know have it is to have big penis
You: i dont like this topic
Stranger: ok lets change topic
Stranger: dont talk about big penises then
You: noooo penis fuck it
Stranger: what? fuck a penis? is that even possible?
You: u know i heard some storyz ...regarding this matter and i must say it is
You: not possible!!
You: cause if u think about it ...come on .. bullshit!!
You: penis isnt meant for fucking its meant foe fighting!
Stranger: thats crazy speaking
You: why its like when USA started war against irak ... they just wanted to show that they have bigger dicks
Stranger: thats true
You: and all rockets are shaped as dicks so... very suggestive dont u agree
You: may laptop battery is low i will go charge it
Stranger: ohh, ok
You: wait.. if u want
You: ok im settled now :) so anyway wich country ur from
Stranger: germany
Stranger: and u?
You: LAtvia
You: do u now
Stranger: never hear of
Stranger: heard
You: grrrr... that sucks;(
You: i have never heard of germany either:p
Stranger: thats not bad
Stranger: u must not have heard of germany
You: cause i bet its really small country right?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: really small
You: somewhere in Japan or near it
You:
