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AUDI- Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW- Brutal Money Waster

BUICK- Big Ugly Import Car Killer

CHEVROLET- Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

CITROEN- Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

DODGE- Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater

FIAT-Failed Italian Automotive Technology

FIAT-Fix it again tomorow

FORD- Fast Only Rolling Downhill

HONDA- Had One, Never Did Again

HYUNDAI- Hope You Understand Nothing=91s Driveable And Inexpensive

JAGUAR- Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail

LOTUS- Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

MAZDA- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

NISSAN- Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon

PORSCHE- Proof Of Spoiled Children Having Everything

RENAULT- Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

SAAB- Swedish Automobiles Always Broken

TOYOTA- Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO- Very Old Looking Vehicular Object

VW- Virtually Worthless

JEEP = just empty every pocket

MOSKVIC = milij, otjezzaij sto kilometrov, vilezaj i cjini

OPEL = Owned Per Elimentary Lusers