2.If you slap a mosquito it stops sucking!!!
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1.Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
2.Who cares?
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1.How can you tell which end of the worm is its head?
2.Tickle its middle and see which end smiles.
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1.What is everything a plumber needs to know about his job?
2.Poop runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
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1.How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
2.It cannot be done. It is a hardware problem.
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1.What’s the definition of Trust?
2.Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
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1.Why does a mother kangaroo hate rain?
2.Because the children have to play inside.
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1.How does a blonde kill a fish?
2.She drowns it.
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1.What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
2.They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride!
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1.How do you make a woman’s brain the size of a pea?
2.Inflate it.
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1.What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
2.A battery has a positive side.
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1.Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
2.Breasts don’t have eyes.
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1.Why do birds fly south in winter?
2.It’s too far to walk!
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1.How many men does it take to open a beer?
2.None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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1.What are the two words you don’t want to hear when you’re standing at a public urinal?
2.“Nice dick.”
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1.Why are men and spray paint alike?
2.One squeeze and they’re all over you.
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1.What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?
2.Lifting his legs while you vacuum.
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1.Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?
2.Who cares?
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1.What will a blonde ask you if you tell her she’s pregnat?
2.“Is it mine?”
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1.What do you call a woman who expects to have sex on the second date?
2.Slow!
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1.Why do men prefer INTELLIGENT women?
2.Opposites attract.
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1.How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
2.Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
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1.Why are most blonde jokes one-liners?
2.So men will understand them ))
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