CITROEN - Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nuters
DODGE - Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
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FIAT - Failed Italian Automotive Technology
FIAT - Fix It Again Tomorrow
FORD - Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HONDA - Had One, Never Did Again
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OPEL - Owned Per Elimentary Lusers
MAZDA - Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MOSKVIC - Milij, Otjezzaij Sto Kilometrov, Vilezaj i Čiņi
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AUDI - Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
PORSCHE - Proof Of Spoiled Children Having Everything
