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Citāti no filmas Eiropas Ceļojums30

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Daži smieklīgākie citāti no filmas Eiropas Ceļojums (Eurotrip).

Tie kuri nav redzējuši šo filmu, noteikti nesapratīs.

Oriģinālajā - angļu valodā:

Cooper: Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!

Cooper: So, what's the etiquette on boners here? Do I role over and dig a hole out or just let my flag fly?

Cooper: There have to be at least a hundred drunk girls here, and we should be trying to have sex with each and every one of them!
Jenny: Hello. Mixed company?
Cooper: What?
Jenny: I'm a girl.
Scott: No, you're not.
Cooper: Yeah, you're just a cool guy with long hair.

Cooper: This isn't where I parked my car.

Cooper: This sucks, I didn't hook up with one European chick while I was here, Europe is officially the worst country in the world.

Fiona: Scott, I just can't take all the lying and cheating on each other any more.
Scott: What are you talking about? Sweetie, I never cheated on you!
Fiona: I know. That's what makes this so hard.

Hooligan: So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lickme yardballs!
Cooper: Wow. You guys are on a completely different level of swearing here.

Jamie: Do you guys wanna see my itinerary?
Cooper: Do you wanna see my balls?

Jamie: What-what the hell are you doing?
Creepy Italian Guy: Oh, scuzi, mi scuzi.

Robot Man: Ow! My balls! Error! Error! Error!

Scott: Dear sweet mother of God... we're in Eastern Europe!

Scott: I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!



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This isn't where I parked my car.  :D

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Mi scuzi xD best damn part xD Eurotrips ir ideāla filma, neticu, ka kāds nav redējis :O

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INTERSANTI

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LAba filama +

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bļāā, šitā rēcīgā filma. :DD

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labaak buutu tulkojumu pierakstiijis..:D

 

Njefiga nesaprotu.:D

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