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The Stig0

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dazi teicieni par Stigu netulkoju jo anglu valoda izklausaas smiekligaak

11Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

2some say he likes bum off jeremy clarkeson and he has no penis... all we know is, he's called the Stig

3Some say he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat... all we know is, he's called the Stig

4Some say that his heart is in upside down, and that his teeth glow in the dark... all we know is, he's called the Stig

5Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

6 Some say it's impossible for him to wear socks, and he can open a beer bottle with his testes! All we know is, he's called the Stig.

7Stig still listening to Morse code, better than static I suppose .... maybe he's signaling to his home planet all we know hes called the Stig

8Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals... all we know is, he's called the Stig

9Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue... we know him only, as the Stig

10Some say he is illegal in 17 U.S. states, and he blinks this way [horizontally]... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

11Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish delight... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

12Some say his favourite ever song is Forever Autumn by Justin Hayward, and that he has the world's largest collection of pornographical material. All we know is, he's the Stig

13Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

14Some say that his breath smells of magnesium, and that he's scared of bells... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

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