Smieklīgi citāti no bībeles.
Arī dažas trakas daļas (Dažiem nebūs tulkojuma ,jo es esmu slinks.)
Sākam.
--------------------------------------------------
Mark 14:51-52 NASB
A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked.
Tulkojums : "Jauneklis sekoja viņam, valkājot nekā vien ,kā veļas gabalu pāri savam kailajam ķermenim, un tie satvēra viņu. Bet viņš izmuka no drēbes gabala un aizbēga pliks."
Commentārs - Possibly the first streaker in history
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
The LORD commands: “kill without showing pity or compassion. Slaughter old men, young men and maidens, women and children”
— Ezekiel 9:5-6
Tulkojums "Un dievs komandēja : "Nogaliniet bez emocijām vai žēlastības.Slepkavojiet vecus,jaunus cilvēkus, sievietes un bērnus."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Do not worship any other god, for the LORD, whose name is Jealous, IS A JEALOUS GOD"
— Exodus 34:14
Tulkojums : "Nelūdzat jebkādu citu elku, jo tas dievs, Kura vārds ir Jealous (greizsirdīgs), IR GREIZSIRDĪGS DIEVS"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Proverbs 21:19 (New Living Translation)
"It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife."
Tulkojums : "Ir labāk dzīvot vienam tuksnesī, nekā ar niknu un sudzošu sievu."
----------------------------------------------------------------------
God's sons come down from Heaven to have sex with Earth women. (Genesis 6: 1, 2-4)
Tulkojums : "Dieva dēls nolaižas no debesīm lai nodrāztos ar Zemes sievieti." ------------------------------------------------------------------------
Deuteronomy 23:1
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
2 Kings 2:23-24
Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
