Piedodiet ka angliski!
Today, I got an app that talks to me. I've been making it say romantic things to me. I'm forcing my phone to hit on me so I can feel wanted. FML
Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Carribean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML
Today, I was babysitting my four year old cousin. It all went well, until I found out he poured my $30 dollar lip gloss on the $4000 dollar couch. I have a lot of babysitting to do to pay it all off. FML
Today, I was spelling T-R-E-A-T to my fiancé so that the dog wouldn't understand what I was talking about.Turns out, neither could my fiancé. FML
