AUDI - ANother Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW - Brutal Money Waster
BUICK - Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CHEVROLET - Cracked Head,Every Valve Rattles,Oil Leaks Every Time
CITROEN - Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Neuters
DODGE - Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
FIAT - Fix It Again Tomorrow
FORD - Fast Only Rolling Downhill
HONDA - Had One,Never Did Again
LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble,Usually Serious
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VW - Virtually Worthless
JEEP - Just Empty Every Pocket
MOSKVIC - Milij,Otjezzaij Sto KIlometrov,Vilezaj i Čiņi
OPEL - Owned Per Elemetary Losers
Enjoy 
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