Personāža Bārnija (How I met your mother) Blogs. Paskaidrošu uzreiz,kapēc teksts netika tulkots: Nu kā lai latviski iztulko "bone the chik's" ? No sākuma nodomāju, ka tulkošu, bet sākot to darīt un uzrakstot tādus tulkojumus kā: "Izkaulot cāli" , "Izbangot čiksu" , "izdr**** sievieti" , sapratu, ka šis viss nebūtu TAS,JA NEBŪTU ANGĻU VALODAS! Tā kā atvainojos tiem, kam ir pretenzijas !
BARNEY STINSON (Neil Patrick Harris)
How To Take Perfect Pictures 1: Put on a suit. Just kidding. You’re already wearing one. Right? RIGHT?! 2: Stand in front of a full-length mirror and practice your “perfect pose. 3: When you’re at a venue where cameras are common (parties, birthdays, a camera store), listen for clicks, beeps and servos, as these are the sounds of digital cameras snapping away. Try to ignore the camera bearer and her friends’ “amazing” stories about how smart their cats are and put yourself in prime position for a picture behind them. 4: Watch for premature flashing (aloha!), as most cameras flash twice. After the first, you have between one and three seconds to transition into your perfect pose. Don’t dawdle. 5: Review your photo. It should be perfect. If not, a few hours of Photoshop can fix anything
Couture Watch: Nightshirt Makes Night Moves After an evening spent in the surprising freedom and luxury of a nightshirt, I have decided to update my approved wardrobe lists.
The Mermaid Theory proves that a chick's hotness - as measured in units of how much you want to bone her - increases in direct proportion to the time exposed to her. For the modern male the theory translates as follows: No matter how hot or unhot a woman is, eventually you will want to sleep with her.
Some call it morality. Others call it religion. Barney call it "The Bro Code." The Bro Code is a living document - manifest in its 83 amendments - and as such is not yet publicly available in an unabridged volume.it or not, each of
Notes from Class: Robin 101 College is awesome. Where else do you find such a high concentration of women willing to party on a Tuesday? Unfortunately there are classes. Here are my notes from last week. 1.
Dear Santa As I’m sure you’ve noticed, I’ve been extra special good this year, even taking on some of your work load… by stuffing as many stockings as I can. So it’s with great admiration and what I’m sure is mutual respect that I humbly submit to you my Christmas list for this year. And bro, if you have a sec, wake me up -- I’d really like to talk to you about how you sneak out of so many women’s houses undetected. I’m good, but I’m not that good. Happy Holidays, Barney Stinson P.S. I left you a glass of twelve-year-old single malt. Milk? Let’s get serious, bro.
SCRAP BOOK Interveneous Injection When a friend gets engaged, there's only one appropriate response: PANIC. Engagement is often the gateway to marriage; the leading cause of monogamy. As a friend, it's incumbent upon you to prevent this calamity, but should the traditional methods of intervention (booze, strippers, more booze) come up empty, you may have to resort to a more personal and heartfelt tactic: reading him the most heartfelt of letters.Retaining evidence of ANYTHING you’ve ever said or done is foolish if not actionable, particularly if you’ve said and done the type of things I’ve said and done. But I am human, after all, and have a unique soft spot for the many many many acrobatic moments I’ve shared with willing ladies over the years. So how best to cherish these memories? HOW TO MAKE A SCRAPBOOK STEP 1: GET LAID STEP 2: TAKE PICTURE STEP 3: GATHER ARTIFACTS STEP 4:CHOOSE A COMPLIMENTARY COLOR STEP 5: PICK A BORDER STEP 6: JOURNALING